Adverts Every single advert break on various tv channels I had the displeasure to watch last night had some sort of football themed advert. Are there so many football fans in Britain ? Is every male in England the sort of cool dude that jumps with joy at the sight of a ticket to a football match, and in all homes up and down the country perfect fathers are sitting down to eat breakfast cereal out of a football shaped bowl with thier perfect sons ? First off, they are bowls, not balls. A ball is round, a difficult shape to use to hold cereal.
And the pizza company that top and tail The simpsons on Sky with adverts, with the football fanatic pizza ? What the fuck ? A pizza made with bits of sausage, half tomatoes and some other gunk. So the demographics of the market for this shit is the sort of unintelligent half-wit football fans that think poor-quality overcooked rubbish is food. So thats 90% of English males then, if me experience is anything to go by.
Rant over. But I do really hate football.  ¶ 12:31 AM