Speeding ticket
If I ever get another speeding ticket, I will contest that offence, based on the Hiesenberg Uncertainty Priciple:
If you know my momentun, i.e. my 'speed' you do not know my position.
Conversley, if you know my postion, you cannot know my speed.
Therefore it is impossible to state that 'I was driving along the M61 at a speed of 92 mph'.
I
could be on the M61, but knowing I am on the M61 means that my speed cannot be know.
I
may have been travelling at 92 mph, but then there is no certainty that i was on the M61.
Ha. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Lancashire Police.
And another thing. I'm damn sure I was over the border in Greater Manchester when I was stopped and committed the so-called 'offence'.